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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 12:29 PM   #1
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WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again..

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
- silence - -

HUSBAND:
F * ck ....
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 12:33 PM   #2
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 08:29 AM   #3
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Old Jul 27th, 2010, 06:19 PM   #4
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 05:18 AM   #5
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Thanks for the advice. I'll try to remember.
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Old Jul 28th, 2010, 06:23 AM   #6
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Old Jul 30th, 2010, 09:19 PM   #7
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